melodeezyfbaby:

On the outside you’re like,

But on the inside you’re like,

fabulous-killjoy:

And I’m just like, “I’m almost never on Facebook.”

And they’re like, “WHAT THE FUCK HOW DO YOU STAY AWAY!?”

And I’m like

But on the inside I’m like

TUMBLR

Expectations:

Reality:

 OH GOD ! hahahah. I can’t even.

iwllbeyoursforever:

I’m like

But then she walks over and starts a conversation and I’m like

But the whole time I’m thinking

Then she finally walks away and I’m like

Then I see her talking to my boyfriend and I’m like

So I knock that bitch the fuck out and walk away like

Then the next day she comes up to me and apologizing like

And I’m like